Fashion ads should stop being so pretentious and return to the raw basics. I found this 80’s Japanese commercial to be no less than a representation of pure genius. It has a bit of everything.
1. Sex appeal: A giant blond foreign woman flashing her *ahem* in the middle of the road while you watch in awe and drive underneath in a convertible.
2. Action: A woman personifying the terrored Godzilla, while balancing such ferocity with fluffly hair, smiles, and a dance.
3. Fantasy: Giant sexy women performing jumping splits over what looks to be the Golden Gate Bridge. That IS my fantasy. What?